yoko ono

paul rudd is at IHOP
explaining that his ex-girlfriend is ‘so goth-military’

while on a date with sarah jessica parker and his parents

sarah jessica parker is wearing a green bra
and you know what, I think I should be sarah jessica parker in this one

I’m taking hold of my boobs within the green bra,
keeping some pancakes between them

boobs can be useful like that

paul rudd’s parents buy me an extra pancake
they are nice about the boobs
and the pancakes, which they call ‘flapjacks’

About Emily Carney

Emily Carney (b. 1992) lives in Connecticut. She has been published in Poetry Magazine and Rookie Mag, and tweets @emily_carney_.

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